A Feast of Magic
Come feast on six tales of high fantasy, magic, and adventure.
Begin with dessert. The Magic: The Gathering story "Chef's Surprise" has been out of print and unavailable for three decades.
This origin story of the Underworld Cookbook and Chef Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar is back with original interior artwork by Liz Danforth.
Six tales of danger and delight: dragon eggs on the verge of hatching, a dying woman invading a mage's island, and a girl who can predict the future but has no idea who's pounding at the door.
Shadowy intrigue. Luminous magic. Islands and cities, mountains and castles.
These six stories serve up a feast, every course rich, strange, and delicious.
Chef’s Surprise
by Sonia Orin Lyris
The night sky was painted the sort of black that does not rest the eyes but instead brings to mind small chitterings, wet sounds, and nightmare’s unpleasant spawn. Cold it was, too, the wind having picked up, hissing like a cat through the trees and promising to freeze the world before dawn.
Inside the tavern, though, a high, crackling fire burned at one end, filling the room with a warm, bright orange glow. Tables were scattered around the room and in every chair was a human. Mugs of ale and wine cluttered the table tops, surrounding the cards and stones that were the game of choice on this long winter night. Laughs and curses and songs drowned out the wind’s insistent howls, making winter seem just a little farther away.
READ MOREThe front door opened with a crash, pouring in stabs of icy cold air.
“Hey there,” yelled a man near the door. “Come in or go out, but shut the cursed door…” His voice trailed off as he turned to see the newcomer.
The figure became solid out of the night’s shadow, cloak snapping against the winds. He ducked to pass through the tavern door and stood there, tall and wide, blocking the door and making no move to close it.
At his side hung a sword nearly as tall as some of the villagers. His hands clenched and unclenched, fists as thick around as the mugs of beer popular at harvest. His face, twisted and lined as it was, with sharp fangs and pale red eyes, was unmistakably not human.
Except for the crackling and hissing of the logs in the firepit, the room was utterly silent. From somewhere, someone spoke aloud. Quietly, once, and with respect, the voice said what everyone was thinking: ogre.
Just coming out of the kitchen was Big Frenna, who would routinely remove large, rowdy men from her tavern by simply picking them up in her arms and dropping them into the mud outside. Now she paused at the door of the kitchen, took in the scene, and vanished back inside.
The ogre did not look friendly, but who knew what a friendly ogre should look like? While the wind’s icy fingers cooled the room, the ogre’s gaze swept across the villagers’ faces, his fists still clenching and unclenching.
When he spoke his voice came slow and deep, like a growl out of a large cave.
“I’m looking for someone. The name is Asmor-ano-mar—” he exhaled frustration “—something.” Into the long silence that followed he repeated, “Asmor.”
A young boy made a small, whimpering sound. His older sister touched him, warning him into silence.
On the fire a log shattered and fell in. The sound would never have been noticed in the usual din, with songs and yells and howls of outrage at particularly lurid jokes. But now when the log fell, villagers jumped. And then there followed a sound that froze the blood of many. Those old enough to be veterans of the wars groped reflexively for weapons long gone, sold off, or left at home to rust as relics in this small, peaceful village.
It was the sound of metal being drawn, and taking a very long time to be done.
The ogre’s blade point seemed to float in the air. Every eye watched. Were those blood stains along the edge? One sweep of the long blade and the ogre could take the five people nearest him. Another sweep and it would be five more.
No one moved.
Then, from the back of the room came the sound of chair legs scraping against wooden floor. A small, slender woman stood, head up, eyes challenging. Beside her a brown-and-gray-haired man whispered fearfully at her, “Sit down, sit down.”
“You,” the woman said to the ogre, “have found me.”
The ogre made a hiss, a sound of surprise.
“You are Asmor?”
“I am.”
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